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As many of you may know,Britney Spears was in rough shape a while back, and her fathergained legal control over her finances and put some seriousregulations on how she lived her life. While it was difficult tohear about, perhaps Britney being on house arrest wasn’t theworst idea–it gave her time to regroup out of the public eye. Nowthat she’s proven herself stable and completed a successfulalbum tour, Britney has a lot more freedom, but there’s onething her father still wants control over: her breasts. Let usexplain. Jamie Spears, 57, is embarrassed that his 28-year-olddaughter sometimes leaves the house without a bra. He is demandingthat she not leave home without one, and has even threatened tofire one of her security guards who supposedly allowed her to bephotographed braless by paparazzi.

“Jamie’s control over Britney’s life isincredible,” a friend told the Sun. “He hates thepictures of her with her nipples all over the place so he hasbanned her from leaving the house without a bra. He wants her toput across the right impression. ” Excuse us, but first of all,how were her “nipples all over the place”?! Secondly,sometimes your nipples show through your shirt even when you have abra on. How is Britney supposed to help that? Are visible nipples really a big deal? And is her creepy daddoing bra inspections every time she leaves the house?

Britney’s friend said her father treats her “like achild” but that he “means it all for the best. ” Ugh. We’re not so sure.

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